Benisms

I had planned to just do this as a text box on the side but it got too big so I'm doing it as a post. I will update it periodically and just put the updated ones in a different color.

**UPDATED**
5/20/09

At dinner the other night I was trying to get Ben to eat his dinner (That's a whole post in and of itself)
M: Huggy (his imaginary friend) is going to eat all your dinner before you do.
B: Mom - Huggy is PRETEND

Ellie climbed on the table at my parents house
B: Look Mom, Ellie is a table dancer!



B: Cookies are my favorite thing to eat!

2/26/09

We were shopping at Walmart and Jim had Ben and Ellie. I met back up with them after Will and I got our Stuff.

D: I got all the stuff on my list.

M: I didn't have a list so I got whatever I wanted. :)

B: He didn't get ONE SINGLE THING for me.

Ben on the potty while Will and Ellie are crying in the living room

B: Mom, I can't poop with all the screaming

Ben getting off the potty (a different night)

B: Mom, I couldn't drop a dooder.

(Jim heard him say that and ran outside onto the porch knowing he'd be in big trouble for his influence.)

B: Are we going to buy a new house?

M: Not right now sweetie.

B: When this house is crap will we buy a new one?

1/8/09

He wanted me to sing Rock a Bye Baby over and over.
B: What is a cradle?
M: A cradle is a bed for a baby.
B: Then why is it in a tree?
M: Good question. I have no idea.


We were talking about it being Grandpa's Birthday and how we should make a cake for him
M: Should we put a pirate on Grandpa's cake?
B: No I like pirates.
M: What does Grandpa like?
B: Grandma


I was trying to put together a 3D puzzle for him and I was struggling with some of the pieces.
B: Maybe we should have daddy do it. Daddy is cool.


12/9/08
B: It's ready to pee!! My penis is ready to pee!


B: Little games are for little kids, I'm not a little kid. I'm a big kid.


B: My bones are big & I can play the big game now. I ate my dinner so my bones are big now.


B: I'M BIG NOW. I'M THREE. I'M TALL.
(are you seeing a theme here? Ever since he turned three he's obssessed with being "Big")


M: Come here so I can change you into pullups.
B: Change me into pullups?
M: Yes
B: You don't have a magic wand.


10/28/08
B: EEEEEEEEEEEEE!
M: what are you doing?
B: I'm freaking out!


Coming into The Strip inVegas
B: Daddy look at all those temples!


B: Momma! The trees are waving at me!! (it was windy)


B: You need to read a book on the potty Mommy.


M: Pick up your toys or I will take them away.
B: Take them away


B: I want a cheese sandwich with yellow peanut butter.
M: Yellow peanut butter?
B: Branka puts it on my cheese sandwich.
M: Do you mean BUTTER?
B: yea.


Talking about how Grandpa broke his rib
B: That's sad Mommy. Now he can't jump on the trampoline.


B: There's a ball in my penis. I can't squish it


M: What do you want for Lunch?
B: Something good and not greasy.


M: Nice try McFly
B: Nice try, McMommy


B: A little tv will help me calm down.


B: You put your arms open wide and then you hug the baby.


B: I want to take your picture.
M: What do you see in the camera?
B: Your boobies (He was standing on the couch)
M: Move the camera so you can see what you want to take a pic of.
He didn't move the camera.
M: Ben, do you want to take a picture of my boobies?
B: Yea - pull your shirt up.
M: No way. give me that camera.


M: I'm tired of telling you to stop touching your sister.
B: Yea, you are tired Momma. You should go to sleep.


(While watching "Ace of Cakes")
B: That was not a cake. That was a fish. Cakes are not fishes.


B: My finger just kissed my neck.


I can't remember what I said to him but he responded with:
B: You're going down, Tubby
Later
M:Where did you hear that?
B: From my mouth.
M: Who is Tubby?
B: He is a cookie who lives in the forest in a house.


B: Come here so I can kick your bottom.


B: Mommy I want to glow in the dark!
M: So do I baby.


M: Are the babies awake or asleep? (yep I asked it AGAIN)
B: 2, no 3 are awake.
M: 3? Who's the third one?
B: Me!


B: There's something coming out of my butt!!
M: What is it?
B: It's poop!


B: (singing) Goopy on my Poopy!! (and dancing) (Goopy is what we call diaper rash cream)


(During his haircut - which done was under much protesting)
M: You are going to be so handsome.
B: I AM handsome.



In the car (yes I ask this all the time in the car)
M: Is Will asleep?
B: He's awake.
B: He's asleep.
B: He's awake.
B: He's blinking.



M: Give me a second and I will take Ellie from Daddy
B: You don't take babies from people.



Daddy: Who you gonna call?
B: Ghostbusters



D: Stop
B: Hammertime



D: You can't touch this
B: yes I can


(while changing a poopy diaper)
M: You need to tell me when you are poopy
B: I'm poopy.


M: Ben, close the front door.
B: I'm letting the bugs in.


M: Honey, Stop climbing on me
B: I'm not Honey, Daddy's Honey - I'm Ben.

(In the car)
B: Mommy I'm dreaming about you

(In the car)
M: Is Will Sleeping?
B:No
M:Is he looking at you?
B: No
M: What does he look like?
B: A baby

Anyone: Ben, How are you?
B: I'm two

M: Ben are you poopy?
B: No - Are YOU poopy? Is DADDY poopy?

M: Ben go pick up your toys.
B: I can't. I'm a chicken.
M: If you're a chicken then lay an egg.
B: Eggs come from a chicken's butt.

M: Do not touch my keyboard again.
B runs over to his play phone and dials some numbers
B: Grandma you have to help me! Momma's mad at me!

3am
B is totally sounds asleep and starts crying.
M: Baby, Baby wake up. What's wrong?
B: The dinosaur bit me.

M changing B's diaper while on hold with the insurance company
The minute the woman answers
B: MY PENIS! I want to hold my penis